The Other End Speaks Out by Thomas Quigley, 60 pg, perfect bound, ISBN 0-9768544-0-6. A collection of short stories relating to bathroom humor. The stories appeal to all ages and genders. Adults giggle like children when the subject is discussed.
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Thomas Quigley
P.O. Box 226
Scotch Plains, New Jersey 07076
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About the Book
About the Author

The Other End Speaks Out

About the book

A humorous perception of events that occur in or out of the bathroom. A must read book especially for those who need a hardy laugh.

My first visit was nothing more than the routine method of examination, blood test, weigh in, a urine donation and even the rubber finger up the rectum. I often think doctors intentionally let you see them put a rubber glove on their hand, but once you turn around they use a pole vault.

Each time I think of an outhouse I think of insects and I always associate insects with crawling into holes. The last thing I want to back into an outhouse is my behind.

On your good days, when you are able to read, it is recommended that you do not continue to read after you've wiped your ass. This is especially important for people who can't turn a page without wetting their thumb or index finger on their tongue.

About the Author

Born into a poor family in 1942, Tom Quigley, for part of his young life, lived in Hell's Kitchen located on 39th Street between 9th & 10th Avenues in Manhattan. 
The bright side to being poor was that it heightened Tom's imagination with his sense of humor to view life and its trivialities as very comical. Tom originally wrote this material in the early 1980's but society was not ready for it. Today, the subject is discussed openly and the author now gives you the opportunity to see the hilarious side of what once was considered taboo. Laughter, and making people laugh, highlights Tom's day. A reading of one episode will bring tears to your eyes.

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